As the candy hearts poured into the firey quasar a wonderous thing happened, why not?

They vapourised into a mystical love radiation that spread accross the universe destroying many, many planets. Including two gangster planets and a cowboy world!

But one planet was at exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays but not be destroyed by them! Earth!

So all over the world couples stood together in joy..and ME! Zoidberg!
And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentines day…

..what? It was?!