I just saw an ad for a tv programme called ‘Michael Jackson’s Face’. I shit you not. They’re dedicated something like an hour to examine the history of MJ’s face. FUUUUUCK! This wouldn’t even be considered entertainment in Bizarro World and I bet Bizarro Superman would kick the programming director’s ass for being such a dick.
The big exclusive that they’re offering is what MJ’s face would look like today had he not had surgery. I think when that comes on I’ll go and find something more interesting to do…like jump infront of traffic.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to watch that 2hr special presentation on the history of Cindy Crawford’s mole (I get to see what her face might look like today without the mole!).
