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“Do it the Corey Way or not at all…” (BuzzMoo)
You heard me. It’s my new motto and quite possibly the meaning of life. “Do it the Corey Way or not at all.” Corey has saved me from yet another 7 working days of netlessness by pulling the strings he pulls so well, getting me reprovisioned in a matter of hours. DSL is back and [...]
Gentlemen, start your engines! (Mert)
There’s a hot new scene in town where everyone goes to get their fix of rubber-burning, high-octane motorised mayhem and apparently it’s my front lawn. This happened sometime between 14:00 and 16:00 on Saturday. I can’t think of any reason someone would need to drive on the lawn let alone see the need to see [...]
The Burkey Factor
In an attempt to bring laughter to the world, i’ll link the story of Burkey’s crazy night in San Francisco. Some of you know that he now lives in the states, but the change of location doesn’t mean that crazy stuff stopps happening. Quite the opposite infact! So what happend to Maty B on that [...]
This just in! (Mert)
I’m not one to pay much attention to those trashy womens’ magazines but something about the current Womens’ Weekly struck me as a bit radical. The television ads claim “Oprah ordered to lose weight or die”! What the-? I’m sure many television presenters over the years have been told to change something about their show [...]
Happy Valentines Day! (BuzzMoo)
As the candy hearts poured into the firey quasar a wonderous thing happened, why not? They vapourised into a mystical love radiation that spread accross the universe destroying many, many planets. Including two gangster planets and a cowboy world! But one planet was at exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays but not [...]
Kitchen Bitchen (Mert)
A mini Mert’s Kitchen last night. This one wasn’t my fault though. Honest. All I did was get some pasta sauce which to my horror looked like anemic barf. If I knew anything about photoshopping I’d try and convince you the sauce came from this jar: As I heated it up it (predictably) turned from [...]
Across the night… (BuzzMoo)
Take a discman, a copy of Silverchair’s Diorama, some good Sennheiser headphones and a craving for some sweetened condensed milk in the middle of the night, and you’ve got yourself the need to walk. It’s cold, and a cloud has crashlanded on your part of town, but that just increases the sense of surreal wonder [...]
you heard the black guy! (Mert)
Over the years authorities have tried many different tactics when trying to get their message accross. From the scary to the abusive to the downright…hilarious? There’s a range of public awareness messages on Australian TV at the moment. We’re being called tossers, watching country bumpkins obliterate themselves on country roads and seeing smokers’ internal organs [...]
I’m like Elroy but not (Mert)
Because i have nothing better to post, and it looked cool on Elroy’s site, i thought i’d be a sheep and see if i was damned also. Turns out i am, but i’ll come back to kill you all. I didn’t need to do a stupid online test to tell you that! Are you damned? Brought to [...]
Samplemonkey Goes Banannas! (BuzzMoo)
After some negotiations and the sinking feeling that i was never going to get to the Matchbox20 concert, i never got to go to the Matchbox20 concert. Being a working man, it’s hard to find a way to a mid-week show in a different state when you don’t have something as classy as the Defiant [...]
DENIED! (BuzzMoo)
I’ve just spent ages going through a thread on the Flat-6.net forums which has been floating around for a bit. It’s the best example of what i like to call Xtreem Pwnage!. The kid with all the cars obviously has more money than needed but hey, who cares? Go and read – watch the forum regulars [...]
butter that bacon! (Mert)
It seems I can’t go a week with hearing about the growing obesity epidemic developing in this country. If these news reports are anything to go by, by the time I’m 40 I’m going to be one of approximately 7 people in Australia who isn’t dangerously overweight. This presents several disturbing economic issues. The most [...]
pricey toofy (buzzmoo)
After my visit to the dentist hitting the $290 clams to tell me that my teeth were fine, i decided to stay in this weekend. I might even get to make some music, negotiations have begun with Pilch – he’ll lay the beat, i’ll lace the track..or something. So hopefully i’ll have an update for [...]
return to sender (buzzmoo)
This update comes live from everyone’s favourite open-source browser, Mozilla. Fed up with the constant crashing I decided to spite Microsoft for a few hours by using an open source project in favour of Internet Explorere and Outlook Express. Relying on Express heavily for work, today it decided was the day for crashing and it slowed [...]
