Somehow Mert has gone a month into the future to do stuff, i don’t know about that… So i get home at 5am or so, drift off to sleep at about 6am, only to be messaged by El Capitan, who’s just got a mobile over in the UK (and he told me so). Thus begins…

Last night/this morning was really all about the bins. It started with Timmy knocking over my neighbours’ bin with the Volvo o’ doom. After some tv at the Coombs’ he took the ‘stick of enforcement’ out for a drive and enforced some other bins (no damage actually done). The drive took us to our friendly…

Been a week. Hasn’t been much to write about. Jan ’03 is now i the archives. The results of the Mert’s Kitchen survey have been coming in nicely. Lots of original suggestions from people but I don’t think penis, my head or feces are really suitable choices. Apart from “BM’s head” it looks like tomato…

I’m going to buy Warcraft 3. I mean it. It brings to mind something Tycho and Gabe once wrote about. It goes something like this. . . ok well i can’t find the link to the comic, but basically Gabe is no good at Warcraft 3. Same goes for me, but i feel compelled to…

Last night (with much jubilation) I was informed that our OzForces business cards had finally arrived. Arriving at Bandit’s i was promptly *glomped* by little Riker, who refused to detatch himself from me, found my Super LED keyring and proceeded to shine it in my eyes as often as he could. Aray turned up also,…