The ironing is delicious (Mert)

So Buzz is insensitive and stupid. Well I have a reputation among most of my friends for being pretty insensitive and on this day I am officially an idiot! Well, since I was about 10 I’ve considered myself an idiot but now 5 other guys consider me an idiot. Well, since I was about 10…

On the way (Mert)

Haven’t done much on the site in the last week but it’s that time of year at school. In a week or two it’ll all be done then I can let loose and do something interesting. In theory anyway… I’ll soon be setting up a ‘by request’ type system for Mert’s Kitchen too. Stay tuned.

God backwards (mert)

There’s this crazy dog that occasionally takes the day off from being tied up to come and spend the day with us students at college. I’ve unofficially dubbed this dog the school mascot because it’s without a doubt the most interesting thing that’s ever happened there (how sad our lives are). Look at this dog…

Two plus two is four

I’m privy to some great conversations. I’m going to put two quotes here. That is all. Die Piggy – it happned last night do you have any idea how much 10 terabytes of mp3’s/porn is? El CapiTan says: it’s annoying… i have really good balance, but i still sometimes fall over for no reason.

00100100? 11110101!

Most of Australia is doing really hard end-of-year tests. By most, i mean every state but ACT. You’ve got the HSC, you’ve got the VCE all the way to the TEE. And whatever South Australia has..plus any other states or territories that i forgot. Anyway, we don’t get h00ge tests, unless you’re in the CISCO…

Sign of the times :( (mert)

I just saw an ad for a tv programme called ‘Michael Jackson’s Face’. I shit you not. They’re dedicated something like an hour to examine the history of MJ’s face. FUUUUUCK! This wouldn’t even be considered entertainment in Bizarro World and I bet Bizarro Superman would kick the programming director’s ass for being such a…

Site (BuzzMoo)

Well Mert has done pretty much everything you see here. It’s good stuff and just what we needed. But i don’t feel like typing more at the moment. Dante’s Pier della Vigna description instead: Come l’altre verrem per nostre spoglie, ma no pero ch’alcuna sen rivesta, che non e giusto aver cio ch’om si toglie….

The Ring (BuzzMoo)

I’d heard a lot. From various over-sears, online reviews and even Tycho, who spent a day and a half in the dryer after seeing it. The Ring, it seemed, was going to be very scary. Armed with that knowledge, Al, King Mat, Mert and I went to see the advanced screening tonight. Well it’s not…

BuzzMoo.com – Now with 10% more stupidity… (mert)

Look around, notice anything new? Of course you don’t, you ignorant fool! But I can assure the changes are many. New menu, new dual column format, some spiff avatars up there from Furious. There’s a whole heap of housekeeping updates for me to run through now so bear with me. There’s a new section –…

Live to whack another dot (mert)

Remember that possum I was talking about a few days ago? Well the day after I posted that story (if you could call it that) the possum was gone. Spoooooky eh? Coincidence or CONSPIRACY!!!!? Coincidence. The Furman Machine finally got a new look. ‘Nuff said…’cept that I’m waiting on pics from Furious so I can…

What the HELL?!

I’m really really stupid. I get so mixed up I do stupid things and then get confused and then confuse others. So what have I done latley? Well today was a big in-class essay for one of my english classes…but i’v been so overloaded with compiling, editing and designing the school magazine (due 2 weeks…

This not just in! (mert)

No “interesting” anecdotes for today. Just updating to a) tell you all a few things and b) cause I haven’t updated for a week. i) If you’ve been to The Furman Machine or Elroy Online you’ve probably heard the leaked reports that buzzmoo.com (that’s right, I linked to this page) is planning a change to…