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So Buzz is insensitive and stupid. Well I have a reputation among most of my friends for being pretty insensitive and on this day I am officially an idiot!

Well, since I was about 10 I’ve considered myself an idiot but now 5 other guys consider me an idiot. Well, since I was about 10 nearly everyone I’ve known has considered me an idiot.

I’m sure this day was special for something…
Anyway, I’ve now been immortalised in this, my debut as a web-comic character.

So sit back, relax and just consider the irony.

Haven’t done much on the site in the last week but it’s that time of year at school. In a week or two it’ll all be done then I can let loose and do something interesting. In theory anyway…

I’ll soon be setting up a ‘by request’ type system for Mert’s Kitchen too. Stay tuned.

Looks like i just overwrote Mert’s last few posts. Sure hope he had a backup. ^_^;;

Went to see Lano and Woodley perform ‘Bruiser’ tonight. For those of you who aren’t familiar with them they’re undoubtably the two funniest people on Earth. Though I’m huge fan of Australian comedians this was my first time to see a live performance and there were no let-downs.
I laughed for 90 minutes straight until my jaw was sore and then laughed some more.

I won’t give anything away but definately do not pass up an oppurtunity to see this show.

There’s this crazy dog that occasionally takes the day off from being tied up to come and spend the day with us students at college. I’ve unofficially dubbed this dog the school mascot because it’s without a doubt the most interesting thing that’s ever happened there (how sad our lives are). Look at this dog as it runs rings around rising soccer stars. And that’s not the end of it’s talent, it’ll chase and fetch just about anything that moves. ANYTHING!

I’m privy to some great conversations. I’m going to put two quotes here. That is all.

Die Piggy – it happned last night
do you have any idea how much 10 terabytes of mp3’s/porn is?

El CapiTan says:
it’s annoying… i have really good balance, but i still sometimes fall over for no reason.

Most of Australia is doing really hard end-of-year tests. By most, i mean every state but ACT. You’ve got the HSC, you’ve got the VCE all the way to the TEE. And whatever South Australia has..plus any other states or territories that i forgot.

Anyway, we don’t get h00ge tests, unless you’re in the CISCO class, which i am. I’m no good at it and the test tomorrow spells my doom. I never get nervous over an assessment peice except if its CISCO. No one seems willing to help teach me what i’m having trouble with. It’s a pity really, i would have had a really nice end of school had it not been for networking. My essay on the American Civil War went off (i think) as will my creative peices.

Also today I was headed to the Caf to get me some vanilla coke when the world went fuzzy and lopsided. This seems to be happening every now and again recently. I thought that maybe my eyesight was going (as it does). Last time i was checked it was 20/20 and i haven’t noticed any difference except when everything goes blurry…maybe i’m just tired or something.

I just saw an ad for a tv programme called ‘Michael Jackson’s Face’. I shit you not. They’re dedicated something like an hour to examine the history of MJ’s face. FUUUUUCK! This wouldn’t even be considered entertainment in Bizarro World and I bet Bizarro Superman would kick the programming director’s ass for being such a dick.

The big exclusive that they’re offering is what MJ’s face would look like today had he not had surgery. I think when that comes on I’ll go and find something more interesting to do…like jump infront of traffic.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to watch that 2hr special presentation on the history of Cindy Crawford’s mole (I get to see what her face might look like today without the mole!).

Well Mert has done pretty much everything you see here. It’s good stuff and just what we needed. But i don’t feel like typing more at the moment.

Dante’s Pier della Vigna description instead:

Come l’altre verrem per nostre spoglie,
ma no pero ch’alcuna sen rivesta, che non
e giusto aver cio ch’om si toglie.
Qui le strascineremo, e per la mesta
selva saranno i nostri corpi appesi,
ciascuno al prun de l’ombra sua molesta.

Avarice, hanging, self-destruction,
with avarice counting as self-destruction
as much as hanging. And what does the
anonymous Florentine suicide say in his
torment at the end of the canto?
Io fei gibetto a me de le mie case.

I make my own house be my gallows.