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Well it’s not so much a rant as a recorded conversation. I tought it was funny but Buzzdidn’t. But then again, what does he know about hilarity? NOTHING! Well probably more than nothing. I got no idea really.
The point I’m trying to make is…well…just go to the rants section and then tell me I’m hilarious. It’s the only decent thing to do.
Turbo, one of EOL’s faithful X-Crab squad has lost the fight for his life and gone to the big Crab tank in the sky – our thoughts are with the X-crabs, Elroy and Barbarella tonight.
As a mark of respect, we have placed a black ribbon on bm.com.
Turbo, we salute you!
It’s funny how the only times I update bmcom is when I have absolutely nothing of interest to say. Basically my foot is itchy.
In other news, last Thursday SubSquad1 took on a 6-foot sub with delicious results. Now, I know most of you are sitting there thinking “gee, I wish I could’ve seen that!”. Well lament no more because we got it all on video! And by “all” I mean about 15 minutes of footage. But it’s all golden stuff, so keep checking back to watch the short film and read about what happens when 4 guys get their hands on about 7kgs of sandwhich and a video camera.
Apathy. You’ll get used to it after a while.
I’v been meaning to upload these tracks for a long time, but other stuff always seems to get in the way. This new (old) track was going to be an entry for a Noize competition, but I lost the master file and tracks and wasn’t able to reproduce it. So, what you get here is an unrefined version of the song. It’s almost as good as done, but there were a few things i wanted to fine-tune.
FruityLoops3, Fender Stratocaster, a Moog Prodigy and a BOSS GT-5 FX pedal all worked together to produce this song. And me. Don’t forget me. Go ahead and download DJ BuzzMoo’s “Freeze”.
As we all know, I’m the brains of the buzzmoo.com operation, Buzzmoo is merely the eye-candy. Anyway the time has come for us to rise up against this crazy tyrant and prevent him destroying my masterful creation just for a mirror. A MIRROR! Aie!
In other news I checked up on the tomato in my fridge today. For those of you who don’t know (which is all of you) the tomato I refer to is an ancient oddity sealed in a block of ice attached to the back wall of my fridge. Somehow many weeks or months ago this tomato just developed an icy force-field and grew to about the size of an orange. Unfortunately the tomato seems to have ceased it’s spherical expansion but is now venturing down to the shelf below it. The obvious explanation is that the Icemato has somehow evolved into a living being and now expands throughout the fridge in search of other foodstuffs to envelope and consume.
This is no doubt the beginning of my own B-grade horror film in which I will run around screaming for a few days to avoid an icy and gruesome death. Either that or I’ll develop a special bond with it and shape it into my own bodyguard/assassin that I can use to accelerate my plans for world domination. Both promise to change my life forever.
It’s been far too long since my annoying e-voice rang out accross this e-site (on the e-web), so I decided I’d come on here and say something even if I had nothing to say, which I don’t.
Well anyway I’ve been incapacitated by this stupid cold which threatens to make my head explode any moment now. Further adding to my demise is the recent death of my oven which pretty much limits my meal(s) to either bread, cereal or a cereal sandwhich.
On a more positive note buzzmoo.com’s traffic continues to grow and grow. Slowly but surely we’re moving towards our end goal which is to become an internet superpower and eventually brainwash you all to create our own super army of net-jockeys. We’ll be a force to reckon with. Uncle Sam needs YOU!!