WE HAVE RANTS!!!! (Mert)

Well it’s not so much a rant as a recorded conversation. I tought it was funny but Buzzdidn’t. But then again, what does he know about hilarity? NOTHING! Well probably more than nothing. I got no idea really. The point I’m trying to make is…well…just go to the rants section and then tell me I’m hilarious. It’s…

Crab down (BuzzMoo)

Turbo, one of EOL’s faithful X-Crab squad has lost the fight for his life and gone to the big Crab tank in the sky – our thoughts are with the X-crabs, Elroy and Barbarella tonight. As a mark of respect, we have placed a black ribbon on bm.com. Turbo, we salute you!

My foot itches (Mert)

It’s funny how the only times I update bmcom is when I have absolutely nothing of interest to say. Basically my foot is itchy. In other news, last Thursday SubSquad1 took on a 6-foot sub with delicious results. Now, I know most of you are sitting there thinking “gee, I wish I could’ve seen that!”. Well…

Freeze! (BuzzMoo)

I’v been meaning to upload these tracks for a long time, but other stuff always seems to get in the way. This new (old) track was going to be an entry for a Noize competition, but I lost the master file and tracks and wasn’t able to reproduce it. So, what you get here is…

As we all know, I’m the brains of the buzzmoo.com operation, Buzzmoo is merely the eye-candy. Anyway the time has come for us to rise up against this crazy tyrant and prevent him destroying my masterful creation just for a mirror. A MIRROR! Aie! In other news I checked up on the tomato in my…

Worst Update Ever (Mert)

It’s been far too long since my annoying e-voice rang out accross this e-site (on the e-web), so I decided I’d come on here and say something even if I had nothing to say, which I don’t. Well anyway I’ve been incapacitated by this stupid cold which threatens to make my head explode any moment…